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His death and her inaction to prevent it are the subjects of this riveting monologue. Thank you! This standalone monologue is entitled MARCIA, the Diver. Marcia is a transgender woman who has saved almost enough money of her goal ($35,000) to complete her gender reassignment surgery. . You may receive a verification email. ! All of the other kids from school are there, while his/her mom sits in the back of the church, waiting until its over to take him/her home. . Generous. These monologues are great for auditioning and for working on your craft. Home; Events; Get on the List! Our day will come. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesnt say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. You might like to read Camus The Stranger, if you have not already done so. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Anorexia) What would he want with Ty, she couldnt make him happy. Where are all your friends? . 9 Dramatic Female Monologues from Characters in Crisis : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. Thats absolutely. My friends are different. When I was of your bord, he missed me not a night, I was kept at it; I took delight to learn, and he to teach me, pretty brown gentleman, he took pleasure in my company; but you are dull, nothing comes nimbly from you, you dance like a plumbers daughter, and deserve two thousand pounds in lead to your marriage, and not in goldsmiths ware. With every mouthful you just saw this look of pure gratitude crossing her face like I cant believe Im getting to eat this this is awesome. She attempts to tell her doctor how she started writing. She describes a fantasy shes had about being hired as an actress on a soap opera, which leads into an anecdote about the time she realized that her mother had been married when she met her father. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. Oh, yes, he will, all right. I used to do it to go to sleep with or to cheer myself up, and one day it was raining and I was under the kitchen table. A monologue from the book/play by Lisa B. Thompson, A thirty-five-year-old African American woman. . Did you enjoy life when you were a child? Oh, yes, you were a wonderful baby, Harold. $3.99. After this long explanation of what is going on with his brain, she/he can only offer him pills. THE ALTRUISTS (SYDNEY) DOWN FOR THE COUNT (WENDY) POST MORTEM (BETSY) 20 Funny Contemporary Comedic Monologues For Women From Plays. And what lucky ladies get to share this glamorous life with me? Bates. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Bi-Polar Disorder) I might pumice my feet. And despite the fact that youre little girlfriend gave me the stink eye in our class yesterday. Here, she plays Susanna, as she is discharged from the mental hospital with the wild menagerie of characters. I really hate going to the doctors office. Look at this shower! Boca Prep International School, FL, USA 2021. Monologue: "There you have it, They white,Seems to us only white folks can laugh on Sundays.". It was very late at night. Sorry, Debbie, no Mercedes this year. Yes, this fellow might be exactly what I need. I dont enjoy hurting anybody. My parents: Sharon and Dave. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. It never occured to me that I might not make it. Had to cancel all her cards. I meant shit. Yet cant he be cured of his timidity, by being taught to be proud of his wife? Not that I fit anywhere. Suddenly, the idea of becoming a teacher or a nurse lost its edge. She was in charge of suitcases filled with money and over 2,500 children throughout her work with the Zegota, helping Jews escape and find safe houses during the war. Discover the works of Arthur M. Jolly (he, him), download free monologues for auditions and classes, purchase playscripts, ask questions, and get all the info on upcoming productions. I was so . (Male, Dramatic, Teens) I was a ballerina. Dont I yearn, and ache, and shop? Now then, are you ready, Harold? From a disappointing journey in Hell to a blood-stained Banana Republic dress, take an eerie ride with these unique characters and their drama. Upon learning of his heritage, the romance cannot be allowed. 1. . Provides a variety of monologues, scenes, and audition pieces along with This is dreadful oh God, please make it Anuchkin! You can try to stop me. . What is that? Prada handbags, too. Minus one pound fifty exactly just to see if shed notice. Setting: A HOUSE Age range: 15-50 (any age) Description: MELINDA, a woman in her 20s-40s, speaks to her friend, Lauren. Instead I found Frank. Your mom must be pretty stoked that youre not taking me. Um I might go to Brenstone Unitarian Church. 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A monologue from the screen play by Amy Heckerling, Everything I think and everything I do is wrong. See? After losing his wife and job he is willing to try anything. I just have a yeast infection, AGAIN! Not her. You can raise the price of stamps again. As in Hamlet, whats done is done'? Which is not a normal time to leave any birthday party, I know. Better Mr Podkolyosin. I used to touch myself when I was very little, I thought Id invented something wonderful. Boston University Stage Troupe, MA, USA, 2021 This is really fascinating, whats going on at this table. The winter was almost over. However, she has been in a relationship with a man who keeps pushing her to have sex with him. A monologue from the screen play by Cheri Lovedog & Robin Whitehouse. You know what I like most about New York? Cost is $11.00 for this set of four monologues in digital format. "Well, Tommy has proposed to Lady Bracknell has become aware of Jack's intentions toward Gwendolyn. In this inner monologue, this teen tries to make sense of the suicide that happened, observing the service; one classmate cant make it through singing Amazing Grace in the choir. So I have to use persuasion. Because at least you dont have to have the evidence under your sweater. Moving fluidly from present survivor monologues to past scenes with the troubled teen, friends and family come to terms with Rachels disease and the roles, however unwitting, that they played in her death as they learn to carry on. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Danger) My latest husband. As a breast cancer survivor and an alcoholic defy all rules to get cast. In a matter of fact I most certainly am qualified of making that point. Ssssh! Learn how your comment data is processed. Absolutely not. I did a really lewd thing, the lewdest thing I ever did and I was stone cold sober. I mean, what mistakes did I make? Your mamas asleep. That was a college-level analysis. Persona is a 1966 Swedish psychological drama film, written and directed by Ingmar Bergman . It took incredible will power not to let go, but I held on, whispering, Mags, if you let go of this crayon, youll be run over by a truck on Newberry Street, so help you God! . . When I was completing my MFA in Playwriting at CMU, I helped actor's prepare for their Senior Showcase presentations. AFTER THREE MONTHS THAT RADIATOR WAS . And if I told you that yust MILDRED: Please do not mock at my attempts to discover how the other half lives. It glittered and towered in the moonlight like some . To make salads, or else cried up and down for samphire. 10 Comedic Monologues from Characters Suffering an Identity Crisis, 10 Monologues from Characters Seeking Approval, 10 Monologues from Characters Who Need to Apologize, 10 Monologues from Male Characters: Fathers, Brothers, and Sons, 10 Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind, 10 Monologues for People Who Have a Bone to Pick, 10 Great Monologues from LGBTQ-Identifying Characters, 10 Monologues for Characters Who Have Theatre on the Brain, 10 Male Monologues from Characters Dealing With Death, Top 10 Survival Tips For Your Next Tech Week. . The girl is English. But sometimes people just wont listen. By the end of the day, Nick is no longer a goth. But I dont see a little girl when I see you. Julia, a poor, depressed young woman without health insurance seeks free help under the care of Dr. Nukulye, an Anglo-Kenyan psychiatry resident seeking certification in the U.S. You baggage, you hussy! Have you played over all your old lessons othe virginals? She was very high-functioning. What Julia doesnt know is that Dr. Nukulye has a hidden agenda driven by his own deviant sexual fetishes that have gotten him into trouble in the professional world. Irena describes her plight as an ally to the escaping children and families during WWII. In the old days I would have gone to my grave ignorant of the wonderful and beautiful knowledge that my husband was spending his afternoons humping Charlotte Korman!. Im fully aware of the fact that letters to you dont even make it to the White House. Ive seen Jessica Lopez make a girl cry just by looking at her. . "A Midsummer Night in the OC" by D. Tupper McKnight "A modern interpretation of the jealous maiden, Helena's. Today, and God knows how many bands later, not much has changed. This is our monologue hub. There is no more affinity betwixt virtue and marriage than betwixt a man and his horse. I want to enjoy my freedom first. . . JOCASTA - 1. Looking for a female monologue from a character struggling with a crisis? Anyhow, Maggie told Scarlet that the reason why she was feeling so lonely was not because she hadnt had a real date since. New Plays for Teens And jewelry? Women of Choiceis a collection of monologues, each spoken by a woman who has made a significant choice in her life. But I did like watching her eat. Do you often get the feeling that perhaps life isnt worth living? Hmm, what is it, Harold? 2. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, Josh. I'm sixty-two (insert appropriate age) next week. This store is PCI Compliant, Please log in to begin your shopping experience. Im not mad. I love you, Miss Shelton, I love you. hungry. DELICATE! Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? teetering sweet. (. 1. Over the course of 34 years, Venita, Maggie, and Sarah confront social and political issues as they fight to assert their identity and protect their friendship. Let me introduce you to my band. Order the play. $8.99. Venita is an African-American woman who has been ostracized from her family for marrying a white man named George. And Mr Podkolyosin isnt too bad, either. So, I maimed. O, but a virtuous marriage, you say? Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler than going to Prom with you. A monologue from the screenplay by Paul Rudnick. Fabulation, or the Re-Education of Undine. She is pregnant with Colins baby and needs time and space to figure out what it is she wants. She spent ages looking for it. a viper, like your Aunt Kelly. Except this Signor Baron, the ill-mannered lout! (whispering) No, not for the flu, but when I have to go to the gynecologist. Eating is great, sex used to be great (remember when sex was great, Mrs. In fact, out of her a**hole! Thats not who I was. Winona Ryder has always been good at playing "lost" characters. She speaks to her mother. Once Id melted one, I was hooked! My late husband, Fester. Marry Him! like when youre making love; and bad dreams even the worst ones are soon forgotten. These monologues as as amazing as they are disturbing a view into the psyche of the female killer. Ow, ow, ow! And I cried because I didnt want to be. He told me he loved me. Sometimes I do it three times in one night and it really is great fun. Published January 2005 Audio Books & Radio . But then reserved, and sheepish, thats much against him. There was booze but there were too many snacks and not enough Ann Summers toys or something. One night, Mary hears Nick get out of bed and go down to the garage. (pause) Oh my god! By what stretch of the imagination . No. I love Josh! No, why him? They include a couple hidden theater gems as well as several famous female monologues, good for either Broadway or the local playhouse. You can do anything you want as long as youre honest about it. .! She got hospitalized once she turned yellow. The Godfather Part II: A short but powerful monologue from Kay Corleone (Diane Keaton), the abused and bitter wife of a short but powerful Italian Don (crime boss). Lets see if Shirley Temple and Keith Moon had a love child, shed definitely be Sally. She is so accomplished. THE BAD GUYS 14. To teach thy base thoughts manners: thart one of thoseThat thinks each woman thy fond, flexible wh*reIf she but cast a liberal eye upon thee;Turn back her head, shes thine, or amongst company,By chance drink first to thee. Fantastic! You see, she stole my identity last month and racked up about three thousand dollars worth of colored rocks on my credit card on account of her psychic, Maggie, told her that she was a stone in a past life. My defenses drop. Hes been having an affair with her for eight months! Because this was pointless. Why should a mortal man, the sport of chance, With no assured foreknowledge, be afraid? In your opinion, are social affairs usually a waste of time? Heavens, no! Do you go to sleep easily? Id say so. Tonight we made 13.50 each. . Our ePlays consist of short plays for student Featured Scripts 10 Practice Scripts for Actors August 16, 2022 MB Team 10 Practice Scripts for Actors may be used for auditions, workshops, demo reel videos or scene work in drama class. The Any Key dramatic male monologue. You fit for a knights beddrowsy browed, dull eyed, drossy spritedI hold my life you have forgot your dancing: when was the dancer with you? Mel doesnt like her. I saw the band X at The Whiskey and I fell in love with punk rock. There is something so sterile, so impersonal about it. (She gives up.) My birthday. . Thinking the bear told on her discovery and got her in trouble, she defaces it and hides the evidence away from the world. Whether it is depression, suicide, or schizophrenia, each of these characters is suffering through, or helping someone along their journey, in battling their own mind. Read the play here Regular|Acting Edition, A monologue from the play by Idris Goodwin, Ive got something to show you. that theyre brought to an office building in Maryland where civil-servant types are paid to answer the sane ones. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. I mean, what was my problem? You know what it is to wake up from a sound sleep with no eyelashes and a dry mouth and hear that your husband is getting it from a woman youre not allowed to see for lunch? . A hilarious climax forces Blaine to decide in which world he belongs and bridge the painful gap to adulthood. Oh come on, it was high school dance. Nick has a love of the Existentialists. All of this ties together when she explains that shes been going to doctors in an attempt to diagnose her depression. Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Do you have ups and downs without obvious reason? Oh, thats you, Harold! But not always pure. She went years without any real incidents. But by the end of the day it was like the more, the merrier. He loved his state. What is Performerstuff? But be quiet. Not everybody looks their best at 15. And hes a hideous dancer, couldnt take him anywhere. I basically turned it all on them. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Peter has recently hanged himself. Throughout this monologue, we would never guess that tonight is the night she will be found out by the Gestapo, and sent to prison for her work. No, no, its got to be one! It becomes apparent that Sophie used to go out with Bennys brother Peter. . I kept it hidden under blankets during the day. And that was the last time in eight months that I tasted food I estimate, going four times a week, I should be through with Doctor Margolies in another year. Lifes so trying for a girl, especially when shes in love. [] He must have more striking features to catch me, I promise you. 8 of the Best Monologues for Women Who Speak Their Mind : PerformerStuff More Good Stuff It appears that you are outside of North America. Theyd made some effort. but as soon as it has got his branch above the waves is presently hard, stiff, not to be bowed but burst; so when your husband is a suitor and under your choice, Lord, how supple he is, how obsequious, how at your service, sweet lady! Anyway, thats whats complicated. We can listen to the music of the city on a warm summer night. From here you can access a wide range of monologues. No. Nothing personal, but I dont think were going to have our affair. What is Performerstuff? Now, what would you call a woman with that strength in her have to die of influenza, and what become of her new straw hat that should have come to me? My first instinct was to turn it over to the police and let them sort her out. . Why is that? That would be the day! Your registration has been updated. losing weight every week. Doesnt want anything to do with them? I mean, youve got to let go and move on, man. (Female, Dramatic, Young Adult, Death) Level of difficulty: 8/10 because of the single actor and simple set, the focus is carried entirely by the words. So instead of pitying you, they write an article about you. Depression Monologues for Females 1 "Diane, when I knew for certain that Maurice had fallen into the sea, that they had recovered his body, that he was buried in German soil, then I felt that I should never live another moment. They all thought she was dead. She is stuck in a situation where she must choose to either get a back-alley surgery (a very risky procedure, as it may be a scam or end in death) OR tell her boyfriend the truth (another equally risky choice that may result in Marcia being physically injured by her boyfriend). Copyright 2023 PerformerStuff. Oh, really? 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